AJ seems to be preparing for a career as an Dadaist. Or possibly an inventor.

AJ: �Mommy, let�s play �Ocean in a Harmonica��
Harriet: �Ocean in a Harmonica?�
AJ: �Ocean in a Harmonica. It�s when there�s a machine that takes the paper up, up, up and then whirls it around and it�s green and there�s a stamper machine that stamps it and it goes around and it gets squished.�
Harriet: �What about the harmonica?�
AJ: �There isn�t any harmonica.�
Harriet: �And the ocean?�
AJ: �There�s no ocean either.�
Harriet: �Why do you call it �ocean in a harmonica? What does it mean?�
AJ: �It means DOODY!� [runs off in a wild and crazy dance, which ends when he accidentally steps on the cat�s tail.]

I�m thinking I should introduce him to Rube Goldberg. Or perhaps not, given Rube�s cat-torturing record.

[second entry today]

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