AJ, in his Christmas present bathrobe, would like to wish you a Happy New Year:

We are, as is our custom, staying in and making a fancy dinner -- caviar on toast with sour cream and chives, Roast chicken and vegetables, stuffed mushrooms, homemade bread, a selection of cheeses with figs, pears and almonds, and my friend M's lethal chocolate chip cookies for dessert, all washed down by a good bottle of Mumm's. AJ got to sample some champagne with his dinner and was, unfortunately, impressed.

Happy New Year, everyone.

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