There's a real entry before this one. But readersguide has inspired me with this one: - Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of harriet.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by harriet as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Harriet once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain harriet!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of harriet!
- India tested its first nuclear harriet in 1974!
- Harriet was named after Harriet the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub harriet'.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and harriet are all berries.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and harriet would be as small as a pea!
and - In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as AJ.
- AJ is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than AJ.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in AJ!
- AJ can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
- The horns of AJ are made entirely from hair!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside AJ!
- Czar Paul I banished AJ to Siberia for marching out of step!
- Two grams of AJ provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- The first domain name ever registered was AJ.com.
- Worldwide, AJ is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
I myself was gratified to know that AJ is an effective insect repellent. But I'm not sure why I lost the Dolly Parton contest. Maybe it was the hair. Yeah, that's it. 1 people said it like they meant it |
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