As promised, here is my Valentine's gift from AJ. He had some help from his dad (I think exactly where will be fairly obvious). I have blocked out AJ's real name in a couple of spots to protect him from the onslaught of adoring fans that I am certain will inevitably attempt to pursue him once this fine work of literature is available to the general public.

And now, I present to you: WAKE UP, MOMMY!

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