Back from Christmas party. Forced to go solo, as husband abandoned us for basketball game with brother in the next state. Many children screaming. Much throwing of cookies and spilling of juice. Enough with Santa�s incessant bell-ringing. Poe-like bells bellS belLS beLLS bELLS BELLS!!! Mighty Dump a big hit. Informal demolition derby established in a corner by all tiny boys with big trucks from Santa. Many crashes and attempted pilferings of toys. Some crying. Some pinched fingers. Mostly hilarious.

Not enough aspirin in the world to help me now. Can�t. Even. Write. In. Complete. Sentences.

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