So, lass, will you be attending this event? Although I could see that it would clash with your vegetarian tendencies.

In other questionable taste, our local paper featured a full-page ad taken out by our local commuter rail Metra requesting that parents talk to their children about railroad track safety. This is in the wake of a surprisingly high number of recent deaths of students hit by trains. What was on the very next page? A full page story on a local teenaged band. Posed in the center of nearby Metra tracks. Ah, the irony.

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