--- Teri Celinda wrote:

> To: "Galina Chastity" ([email protected])

> From: "Teri Celinda"

> Subject: Hahahha, Little Pe-nis U Have harmonica

> Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 09:31:05 +0300

>

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To: �Teri Celinda�

Dear Teri (may I call you Teri?):

Thank you so much for your kind message. However did you know that not only did I lose my Sequella tickets yesterday, but my follicles have been SO erubescent this week (although they are nearly ALWAYS articulate). You must be a mind reader!!!

I must confess, however, that I am a little perplexed by your subject heading. Although I do own a harmonica (although I can�t say I am a particularly talented player, if you know what I mean), I am not, in fact, in possession of a penis, little or big, hyphenated or non. I was under the impression that one played the harmonica with one�s mouth. No wonder I have been making no progress with my rendition of �How Dry I am.� I thought it was just because I�d never been to prison.

My question for you is this: If in fact one is not in possession of one�s own �DICCKY,� as you so eloquently put it, will your product be of any use to me? What I really want to know is, will it improve my harmonica playing? Will I be able to play longer and fatter harmonicas with better technique and more�endurance?

I will immediately put on hold my plans for a harmonica recital as I anxiously await your reply. I am sending the most disruptive and lordly boatswain I can find to deliver this message, in hopes that you will respond as quickly as possible.

Thank you! Thank you!

Most sincerely and thankfully yours,

Harriet M. Welsch

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