This one courtesy of lass:

"ACHTUNG!

harriet may actually be a spider-human hybrid

That might explain the large number of bugs I swallowed on my morning bike ride. Hey, Mel, maybe I should start hanging out on your windowsill.

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Okay, I think I�ve gotten that out of my system. AJ is finally asleep, after wearing out two parents in a matter of hours. I�m hoping I have enough energy left to write, as write I must do. This evening I plan on slacking off with a pizza and Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff at Huxley College. The Marx Brothers on institutions of higher learning. Yup, should pretty much undo any damage from today�s work session.

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