Bush: �We're facing a group of [painfully long pause] folks who have such hatred in their heart, they'll strike anywhere, with any means�

Husband: Folks?

Harriet: What, are the terrorists just a bunch of guys sitting around playing banjos and tossing horseshoes?

Husband: And blowing stuff up.

Harriet: Hey, Osama, pass the deviled eggs and jello salad! Yeah, that plate over there. The one next to the pipe bomb.

Husband: Hey, folks, can�t we all just get along?

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