Harriet: How was your day at school?
AJ: (in a mournful moan) Not so good.
Harriet: Why not? What happened?
AJ: Well, I had vanilla and chocolate cookies and milk.
Harriet: Okay, but why wasn�t it so good?
AJ: They were yummy. And we made a squirrel with nuts.
Harriet: Was that bad?
AJ: No, it was okay. We played in the sandbox.
Harriet: What happened there?
AJ: I don�t want to tell you.
Harriet: Why not?
AJ: Well, some of the kids were saying �Mine, mine, mine!�
Harriet: They were?
AJ: Yeah. And they were pushing. And that�s not very nice.
Harriet: You�re right. Who was doing that?
AJ: Me.
Harriet: That�s not so good.
AJ: Yeah. (pause) The cookies were yummy. They were chocolate and vanilla.

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